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life’s too short to be embarrassed you read x reader fan fiction. live ur life and date as many imaginary boys as u want
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The Waffle House Chronicles
Summary: You tell Joel you’re pregnant in the parking lot of a Waffle House. In one universe, the outbreak never happens. In the other, the world is already broken.
Series status: On-going! - new parts posted on thursdays!
Pairing: Joel Miller x f!Reader
Series warnings(will be updated as new parts are posted): individual chapter warnings on each part - (no outbreak warnings): fluff, anxiety, insecurity, mentions of past relationships, (evil version warnings): angst, blood, anxiety, mentions of violence, mentions of food and food insecurity, negative self thought.
A/N: This is kinda like a choose your own adventure. You can read both versions of this, or only the angsty one or only the fluffy one. It’s up to you! And if you only want to read one part of it? You can do that too. All the parts will make sense separately, on their own in both timelines.
Parts:
Waffle House (No Outbreak! Version)
[Waffle House confessions] - You pick an inopportune moment to give Joel some news. [2.1k]
[Sunshine] - n. person, condition, or influence that radiates warmth, cheer, or happiness.
Waffle House (Evil Version)
[Waffle House penance] - You’re forced to give Joel some news. [3k]
[Rainshine] - idiom. Used to say that something will happen even if it rains.
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(to the tune of yankee doodle)
mac mcdonald cooked me up
his famous macaroni
tore the sleeves off of his shirt
and called me a jabroni
(to the tune of hey there delilah)
hey there dee reynolds
what’s it like down in south philly
heard that you committed tax fraud
with a bit of powdered chili
in your eyes
tried to trick the feds with falsified
infanticide
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The kids in the youth group definitely have a group chat tracking Kelvin and Keefe’s relationship judging from Keefe’s Instagram.
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THE LAST OF US | 1.09 “Look for the Light”
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BRIDGERTON | sneaky benedict
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THE LAST OF US | 1.05
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girl dinner
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i’ll be like “need him so bad it makes me stupid” and it’s this guy:
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THE OLD GUARD (2020) - Yusuf al-Kaysani & Nicoló di Genova
~ everyone’s favorite van scene ♥
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Sometimes self-care is very simple: it is about doing the one thing your body needs most: is it eating? sleeping? a shower? watching something funny to laugh? venting? whatever it is, don’t deprive yourself of it.
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ACTOR MEME → Pedro Pascal
[1/5] favorite roles: Joel Miller | The Last of Us
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Hey yall, I’m looking for a dark!fic (with dub/non con) if anyone can help. It’s a Marvel based one where reader is with Peter but Steve and Bucky want her and think they can treat her better. So they visit one day while he isn’t home and maybe drug her or something and then when Peter comes home they make him watch. Remember I said it’s dark! If you’re just gonna judge me for looking for it, kindly fuck off but if anyone can help, I’d appreciate it.
M*A*S*H
3.03 “Officer of the Day”
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𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 | dad’s best friend!cillian murphy x reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | based on the following request: what would dilf/dad’s best friend cillian do if he found your dildo?
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 5k (this was literally supposed to be a drabble…)
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | smut (18+ only), significant age gap (reader is college-aged, cillian is in his late forties), voyeurism/exhibitionism, semi-public sex, use of toys, praise kink, unprotected sex, very brief/semi sarcastic ‘sir’ kink, shockingly fluffy??
Not that your parents’ anniversary cocktail party wasn’t horribly riveting (cue dramatic eyeroll) but you were upstairs, on your bed, on your phone; you’d had enough of ’so how’s college going?’ and ’what’s your major again?’ and ’got any boyfriends yet? you must be a heartbreaker’ for one evening— or a lifetime, preferably.
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