irndad:

life’s too short to be embarrassed you read x reader fan fiction. live ur life and date as many imaginary boys as u want

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softlyspector:

The Waffle House Chronicles

Summary: You tell Joel you’re pregnant in the parking lot of a Waffle House. In one universe, the outbreak never happens. In the other, the world is already broken.

Series status: On-going! - new parts posted on thursdays!

Pairing: Joel Miller x f!Reader

Series warnings(will be updated as new parts are posted): individual chapter warnings on each part - (no outbreak warnings): fluff, anxiety, insecurity, mentions of past relationships, (evil version warnings): angst, blood, anxiety, mentions of violence, mentions of food and food insecurity, negative self thought.

A/N: This is kinda like a choose your own adventure. You can read both versions of this, or only the angsty one or only the fluffy one. It’s up to you! And if you only want to read one part of it? You can do that too. All the parts will make sense separately, on their own in both timelines.

Parts:

Waffle House (No Outbreak! Version)

[Waffle House confessions] - You pick an inopportune moment to give Joel some news. [2.1k]

[Sunshine] - n. person, condition, or influence that radiates warmth, cheer, or happiness.

Waffle House (Evil Version)

[Waffle House penance] - You’re forced to give Joel some news. [3k]

[Rainshine] - idiom. Used to say that something will happen even if it rains.

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oysters-aint-for-me:

oysters-aint-for-me:

(to the tune of yankee doodle)

mac mcdonald cooked me up

his famous macaroni 

tore the sleeves off of his shirt

and called me a jabroni

(to the tune of hey there delilah)

hey there dee reynolds

what’s it like down in south philly

heard that you committed tax fraud

with a bit of powdered chili

in your eyes

tried to trick the feds with falsified

infanticide

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your-ace-cousin-clover:

The kids in the youth group definitely have a group chat tracking Kelvin and Keefe’s relationship judging from Keefe’s Instagram.

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cavillscurls:

girl dinner

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oscarisaacsspit:

i’ll be like “need him so bad it makes me stupid” and it’s this guy:

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phakphumm:

THE OLD GUARD (2020) - Yusuf al-Kaysani & Nicoló di Genova
~ everyone’s favorite van scene ♥

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akindplace:

Sometimes self-care is very simple: it is about doing the one thing your body needs most: is it eating? sleeping? a shower? watching something funny to laugh? venting? whatever it is, don’t deprive yourself of it.

(via starryeyedstories)

perotovar:

ACTOR MEME → Pedro Pascal

[1/5] favorite roles: Joel Miller | The Last of Us

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hesgomorrah:

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mypoisonedvine:

𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 | dad’s best friend!cillian murphy x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | based on the following request: what would dilf/dad’s best friend cillian do if he found your dildo?

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 5k (this was literally supposed to be a drabble…)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | smut (18+ only), significant age gap (reader is college-aged, cillian is in his late forties), voyeurism/exhibitionism, semi-public sex, use of toys, praise kink, unprotected sex, very brief/semi sarcastic ‘sir’ kink, shockingly fluffy??

Originally posted by breakfastonuranus

Not that your parents’ anniversary cocktail party wasn’t horribly riveting (cue dramatic eyeroll) but you were upstairs, on your bed, on your phone; you’d had enough of ’so how’s college going?’ and ’what’s your major again?’ and ’got any boyfriends yet? you must be a heartbreaker’ for one evening— or a lifetime, preferably.

Keep reading

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